Story of My Life: Why i have no friends.

I have this thing, i admit.

this "acting without thinking".. REFLEXES, as i call it.

i've never really thought about it but lately i've been taking it a

bit more serious, since its starting to have some SIGNIFICANT effects on my social life.

and no.. they're not pleasant.

This simple act that has caused me is the deadly "hello-goodbye" thing you do with your hand.

WAVE.

i can't help it. You wave. I wave. ALWAYS.

I can never return a wave with a nod, or a "Yea, how you doin'?"

always always.. I wave. No matter what.

Take this morning for example

i was carrying my entire locker:

Some person decided to wave cause OBVIOUSLY

he thought i'd appreciate the greeting...

and i was like:

Next thing i knew i was:

 then: 

And it was the last i ever heard from his cherry lips (HAH inside joke) 

and the end of what could've been a beautiful friendship

the wave is a social suicide.