

my cousin had his 20th birthday on the 21st.
yay him,
not only can he now drink and drive, he can VOTE.


I think everyone should own an
anything, and everything notebook.
i use mine to scribble notes, songs i hear on the radio
that i would like to own illegally,
or a sudden vision i would like to have
on paper.


*WHY, HELLO THERE, BOOBIES!
...when my calculator isn't so naughty, it gets me through SA budgets, stays up with me
on accounting assignments, and tests the IQ of my fellow lowlives.
++how to test your IQ on a calculator:
take a calculator and slam or grind it on your head; fondle it with your head. IQ shows on screen.

i found a harley parked outside of "FAMILY MART"
something like a 7-11, except its BLUE.
its a REAL DAMN HARLEY! whoo!
the guy was nice enough to let me take a picture of his, what, $30,000 bike.
i would be too...
"yea sure, go ahead, take that picture you broke little shit...i don't see why not"

